Pick ME Up

Inside this weeks issue of Pick Me Up you will find a overly romanticised and poorly spelt story about my sister and me. Most of it didn’t happen as you can imagine. On the outside however you will see that my story was scooped by murdered babies, dwarves getting knocked up, girls getting scalped, fame hungry serial killers and a cash prize to sweeten the deal. I did this purely for the £200 payment that I haven’t received yet, my Mum has plans that it’s going to a charity for brain tumours, I want a steak and lobster dinner first.

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